Political Jokes
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing
the steps to board Air Force One. Under each arm he is carrying a
souvenir of his trip -- a live razorback. At the top of the jetway, he is
met by the guard, a Marine sergeant, who issues a crisp salute.
"I'd salute you back, Sergeant," says the President, "but as you can
see, I've got my hands full."
"Yes, sir," replies the sergeant. "Very nice pigs, sir. Very nice pigs."
"Why, these aren't pigs," the President responds. "These are RAZORBACKS!"
"Yes, sir -- razorbacks. Sorry, sir."
"Yup," Clinton continues. "Got this one for Chelsea, and this one for
Hillary."
The sergeant replies: "Very good trade, sir -- very good trade."
This ISN'T a joke...
Representative Tim Moore sponsored a resolution in the Texas House of
Representatives in Austin, Texas calling on the House to commend Albert
de
Salvo for his unselfish service to "his country, his state and his
community."
The resolution stated that "this compassionate gentleman's dedication
and
devotion to his work has enabled the weak and the lonely throughout the
nation to achieve and maintain a new degree of concern for their future.
He
has been officially recognized by the state of Massachusetts for his
noted
activities and unconventional techniques involving population control
and
applied psychology."
The resolution was passed unanimously.
Representative Moore then revealed that he had only tabled the motion to
show how the legislature passes bills and resolutions often without
reading
them or understanding what they say. Albert de Salvo was the Boston
Strangler.
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